About Us

Hiya, and welcome to Gobby Garms.

If you've got kids, you'll know the soundtrack: "Put a sock in it." "Zip it." "Don't make me angry." "Why have a dog when you've got me?" The phrases we mutter a hundred times a day, usually before breakfast.

Gobby Garms started with a simple idea: put those cheeky, very British sayings on comfy tees and hoodies for the little (and not so little) gobby legends in your life. Clothes that get a laugh at the school gate and a knowing nod from every other parent.

Everything is printed to order, just for you, so there's no pile of unsold stock sitting in a warehouse. Our kids' ranges are Boys, Girls and Wildcards, in sizes for ages 3–13, and our kids' hoodies are made without drawcords.

We're a tiny, brand-new family business, so every order, review and share genuinely means the world. If you've got a phrase you say to your kids that deserves its own hoodie, tell us – it might be our next design.

Questions? Drop us a line on our contact page.